i'm here to dumb ass and chew bubblegum and i'm all out of bubblegum
name gen: @onomancer
capybara dating app: @capybr
what if the more cohost plus subscriptions you get the more high resolution the eggbug emojis are. and not like, bigger emojis. i mean like more and more detailed eggbugs. top tier should be photorealistic eggbug pleading 
and full of love 
like what would they look like i want to know
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cohost. A website. And herein dwell all manner of creatures. Many are friendly. Many are hungry. Some are dangerous. Some few may, I have it on good authority, be milked.
This guide assembles what is known of these various beasts, so that all may learn from the chosts and rebugs of those who have come before. And of course, as further scholarship is performed, this index of chosting creatures (or "chokédex," if you will) can be revised and expanded.
So, without further ado:
