ch00beh

✨ software pretengineer ✨

i'm here to dumb ass and chew bubblegum and i'm all out of bubblegum

name gen: @onomancer

capybara dating app: @capybr


Sullivan
@Sullivan

Touching base- do you think we should table this? Circling back.

Circling back.

Sorry, just circling back. Circling back.

Circling back.

Hey, just wanted to follow up on this one, circling back.

Circling back.

Aligned.

Aligned.

Where did we net out on the ask here? Aligned.

Aligned.

Just following up on that action item to make sure we're aligned.

Aligned.

Where are we on the deliverable? Aligned.

Aligned.

Hope you had a great weekend! Aligned.

Aligned.

Let's schedule some time to plan for the preread meeting, aligned.

Aligned.

I've allocated a resource to action that deliverable for you, aligned.

Aligned.

Circling back, aligned.

Circling back, aligned.

Why didn't you say that three times? Circling back, aligned.

Circling back, aligned. Circling back, aligned. Circling back, aligned.



the-future-of-football
@the-future-of-football

TEN: Humanity could have advanced if it wanted to. In fact, it did. Almost everything you thought they would invent, they did. Flying cars, buildings that build themselves, jets that can take you from Arkansas to Paris in five minutes. You don't see any of those things because people didn't want them.

If they advanced too much further technologically, those advances would inevitably intrude on their humanity. People wanted to walk. They wanted to take the bus that smelled like cigarettes. They wanted those precious three minutes between asking a question and knowing the answer.

People defeated scarcity. Everyone had what they needed, and nobody got sick, but they found that they needed things to be just a little bit difficult once in a while. They needed to stub their toe and wait in line and see that CHECK ENGINE light. They decided to leave their existence just a little short of perfect, because they wanted to want.

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shel
@shel

Yeah... No... How about instead of doing that you tell me a cool creature fact instead


hthrflwrs
@hthrflwrs

Bears DO like honey, but honey isn't the only reason they go after bee hives! The other reason is they enjoy eating

THE BEES

(specifically bee larvae, which are an excellent source of protein)