joe m 🐀

What on earth is happening on the Quick Time Event Wikipedia Page?

I feel like I've opened a door, fallen down a flight of stairs, and landed in someone else's extremely uncomfortable ongoing retelling of the myth of Pygmalion.

This feels seriously unhinged.

Like, someone is actually using Wikipedia as a nexus for their anime girl.

PHORM: That's right, there's the articles. Now let's talk about the articles. Can we talk about the articles please, Jimbo? I've been dying to talk about the articles with you all day, okay? Wikipe-tan, this name keeps comin' up over and over and over again. Every day Wikipe's articles get sent back to me. Wikipe-tan, Wikipe-tan, I look through the articles, this whole category is Wikipe-tan! So I say to myself I gotta find this girl. I gotta go to her profile, I gotta put her articles in the girl's goddamn inbox! Otherwise she's never gonna get them, they're gonna keep coming back down here. So I go to Wikipe's profile and what do I find out, Jimbo, what do I find out? There is no Wikipe-tan. The girl does not exist, okay? So I decided, ohh shit, buddy, I gotta dig a little deeper. There's no Wikipe-tan, you gotta be kidding me, I got categories full of Wikipe! All right, so I start marching my way down to Kasuga in the commons and I knock on his door and I say, "Kaaasuga, Kasuga! I gotta talk to you about Wikipe!" And when I open the door, what do I find? There's not a single goddamn desk in that office. There is no Kasuga in the commons Jimbo, half the editors in this website have been made up. This website is a goddamn ghost town.

JIMBO: Okay Phorm, I'm gonna have to stop you right there.

factsaboutyouth.com got owned, looks like

"make sure to be gay on the computer or alan turing died for nothing"

hanging out alone in a discord voice channel and immediately dragging everyone who joins into the bathroom channel because i need some alone time

One time I made a discord server for a party and all the rooms were themed after rooms of a house and had limits on how many people could be in each room so it would spread out the party and create lots of little group conversations you could float between

So to ensure people who were AFK wouldn't block up space in small rooms I made it so if you were AFK for more than fifteen minutes you'd be automatically moved into "The Bathroom"

What on earth is happening on the Quick Time Event Wikipedia Page?

I feel like I've opened a door, fallen down a flight of stairs, and landed in someone else's extremely uncomfortable ongoing retelling of the myth of Pygmalion.