- What is this horseshit.
- Why are there no cat emojis.
- Why isn't there a random baseball emoji.
- I should be able to react with a goddamn crystal ball whenever I fucking want.

i'm here to dumb ass and chew bubblegum and i'm all out of bubblegum
name gen: @onomancer
capybara dating app: @capybr
aw hell i was trying to get back home but accidentally went to the MEET DIMENSION (UNCOMFORTABLE) and now i’m stuck at a party with a bunch of extroverts who keep pulling me into conversations to meet their friends when i’m clearly on my phone trying to leave