brandonn eich got permission from the hutts to use the "Jabba" trademark and so had to invent a language in 10 days so that Jabbascript could release at the same time as the new verion of HoloNetscape Navigator

i'm here to dumb ass and chew bubblegum and i'm all out of bubblegum
name gen: @onomancer
capybara dating app: @capybr
brandonn eich got permission from the hutts to use the "Jabba" trademark and so had to invent a language in 10 days so that Jabbascript could release at the same time as the new verion of HoloNetscape Navigator
Tommy Tallarico is a fast and furious villain name